Tozerboy

Boston Common
Thursday, March 23, 2006
4:41 PM

A young man speaking loudly into his cell phone.

“Who did you sleep with last?”

“No, no, no, no! Was it a boy or a girl?”

“Oh my God you’re tedious. OK! How many girls, did you FOOL AROUND with in the last six months?”

“How many boys did you fool around with in the last six months?”

“Why? WHY? Because you’re only as gay as the last three people you slept with and honey you’re gay!”